Late Night w/ Jimmy Fallon
Why is it in fashion nowadays to root for the underdog? Lets take the person most likely not to succeed and root for them; lets get on the band wagon. It’s stupid already. Now we have phony journalists asking the question: “Why is everyone so really to lynch up Jimmy Fallon?”, citing that people hated Conan his first year on the job to. “Why does everyone hate Jimmy Fallon?” BECAUSE HE SUCKS, THAT’S WHY. Name one funny thing the dude has done in his career. I can watch Saturday Night Live every episode for his tenor and not laugh at all. He was a joke on Weekend Update; a non funny one at that. And yes, it is entertaining to watch SNL and see someone like, trying not to laugh and break character. Not in every sketch though, sometimes you just got to get it done. I just don’t understand how they give this dude Conan’s show. I could name like 50 more qualified people then him. Shit, Tina Fey would be better. NBC’s cheap though, hence probably couldn’t afford that yearly salary; they already gave her a show of her own. Chelsea Handler could do it, she just got a new contract from ‘E’ through 2012. Her ratings are through the roof. Kelly Ripa didn’t want the job? She’s dying for a behind the desk job so bad. Can’t get out of Regis’ shadow ever I guess. What about Adam Sandler? Remember when he hosted Letterman when Dave was sick. He was great. Shit, where is Chevy Chase when you need him. I mean, anybody but Jimmy Fallon. The guy is fucking orange, too small for the screen for those of us watching in HD, and after all those years on SNL still hasn't yet mastered the trick of reading from cue cards or a Teleprompter without being so god damn obvious about it. The house band is the Roots? The Roots??? They play instruments? I could have sworn they were just on tour. And they can only play original material, they can’t do it Paul Shaffer style. Max Weinberg is touring with the E street Band and Bruce. I guess he wasn’t interested in watching this disaster from the front row. Sad thing is, people watch. He already gets more play then CBS at 1135 time slot, I mean most of them being former Conan viewers, but can easily turn on Kimmel halfway through. And trust me, when they get to know more about Jimmy Fallon, they WILL switch to something else.

Posted at 01:57 am by
JayPorks